|Laws of Lesbianism|
|Articles - Humour|
|Written by Indu|
|Friday, 23 June 2006 00:00|
Lost about the complex dynamics of lesbian relationships? Need some guidance? Let Pleinelune, the resident satirist, help you.
1. Thou shalt date your friends
2. Thou shalt either have deep, intimate but sexless relationships with your exes, or never ever talk to them again.
3. Thou shalt get down on your knees and prostrate everytime Leisha Hailey appears on TV.
4. Thou shalt talk about girls at every opportunity with your friends.
5. Thou shalt not date someone with the same hair
7. Thou shalt bring a U-haul to second date
6. Thou shalt bring a turkey baster to third date
8. Thou shalt just talk about feelings with your partner and take showers, all the time.
9. Thou shalt merge with your partner, in terms of clothing, hair, mindset and everything else, over the years, so much so that you look like twins.
10. Thou shalt have lesbian bed death no later than 5 years into the relationship
If Thou have not fulfilled all of these ten commandments, thou art a bad lesbian, and thou shalt not attain lesbian heaven, filled with beautiful girls, and thou shalt be thrown into hell filled with ugly straight men.